Three Hillbillies are settin on a porch in Arkansas. One says, "Boy my wife is so dumb. She's so stupid she went to town today and bought an air conditioner. Hell, we aint got no electricity!"

The second hillbilly says' "Hell that aint nothin my wife's dumber than
that! She went shoppin yesterday and had a warshin machine
delivered."

They all laughed and laughed. Why nobody round here has any plumin!'

The third hillbilly said, "Well, I reckon my woman has to be the
dumbest, just this morning I was looking through her purse for some change and found six rubbers. Hell, she aint got no pecker!"