Barry Bonds goes to his doctor one morning and says, "Doc, I think I'm having a strange side effect to those "enhancers" that you gave me."

"Well, what are your syptoms Barry?" says the doctor.

"Hmmm, well, the main thing is that everytime I look in the mirror, I get very turned on...sexually" Barry confesses.

The doctor thinks for a minute, then tells Barry "Well Mr. Bonds, that's just because you are a big giant pussy."