10. Curse the sun, morning, and physical process of dehydration.
9. Gag yourself.
8. Piss for what you believe is world record length.
7. Locate pants.
6. Evaluate importance of attending work/school/church.
5. Ponder feasibility of Gatorade IV.
4. Cringe at bar receipt.
3. Put shoelace back in shoe.
2. Check self for cuts/bruises/stray bodily fluid.
1. Brace for voicemails.