George Bush and Osama Bin Laden are walking through the desert one day.
On there way through the desert they come across a lamp that contains a Genie. The Genie grants them each one wish.
Osama goes first wishing that all the terrorists in the world would be put within the boundaries of Afghanistan, and that an impenetrable wall 100 ft tall and 100 feet wide would circle the country.
The genie responds “Your wish is my command” and BOOM all the terrorists in the world are now inside that wall.
The genie then turns to George Bush and says “You have one wish, whatever it may be ask it now.”
George Bush thinks about it for a moment. Looks up at the Genie and asks “Your telling me that all the terrorists in the world are inside that wall and nothing can get in or out?”
The Genie responds “Yes my wall will never see defeat”
George Bush pauses for a moment, then says “Fill that fucker with water”.