Blonde Genies...

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially
buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde
genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy
makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by
50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the
house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and
the floor is covered in $1,000 bills! Then, there's a knock at the door. ..

He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan
outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb
and hang him by the neck until he's dead.

As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two
blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the
first wish having all