Hotel Bill
thelegendery
Published
06/20/2008
Jim and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety bucks.
He screamed, "Ninety dollars?........... for what?"
The desk clerk said, "For room and board sir."
Jim said, "Room and board? We didn't eat here."
The clerk said, "It was here for you. If you didn't get it, it's your fault."
Jim said, "You take forty dollars. I'm charging you fifty dollars for fooling around with my wife."
The clerk said, "I never touched your wife!"
Jim said, "It was there for you."
He screamed, "Ninety dollars?........... for what?"
The desk clerk said, "For room and board sir."
Jim said, "Room and board? We didn't eat here."
The clerk said, "It was here for you. If you didn't get it, it's your fault."
Jim said, "You take forty dollars. I'm charging you fifty dollars for fooling around with my wife."
The clerk said, "I never touched your wife!"
Jim said, "It was there for you."
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