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Dang, you're so hot I could bake cookies on your face!
Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet.
I'm desperate, I'll take anyone. You'll do.
I love you like an emo loves girls pants.
1, 2, 3, 4. I demand a tongue war.
I have Skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.
You have something on your lips... mind if I lick it off for you?
It strange, but you look just like my mother.
Your hands are soft like a catfish's belly!
The dial tone's busy, 'cause girl, you off the hook!
I love you like a glutton loves his lunch.
I love you more than an anorexic hates food.
I wish I was cross-eyed, babe, so I could see you twice.
*(Only Disturbed01 will get this one) I'm bored...I need some pics to look at.(lol! you know you love it! ;D)
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