Preview of the whitehouse
Before president bush was elected he wanted to see what life was like in the white house, so he asked Clinton if he could have dinner with him and his wife that night. Clinton said yes. After he got home he told his wife about it, he said " The food was wonderful, the white house is huge, everything was great, and honey, they even have a special golden toilet for the president right in his quarters!" His wife was astonished so she called the first lady to thank he buy the president answered. She told him everything George had said and when she was done Clinton yelled "Thats who pissed in my darn saxophone!"
tmaster Uploaded 06/21/2008