No good deed goes unpunished
Tephea
Published
06/22/2008
A man appears before the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing...." the man offers. "Once I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. Then I told him, 'Leave her alone or you'll answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Well, I can think of one thing...." the man offers. "Once I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. Then I told him, 'Leave her alone or you'll answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
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