The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in).
1. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
2. A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
3. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
4. Noah's wife was called Joan of ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to in pears.
5. Lot's wife was pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
6. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.
7. The Egyptians were all drowned in the desert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount cyanide to get the ten amendments.
8. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.