A top aide to President Bush rushes into the oval office. "Mr. President, I have some good news and some bad news."

President Bush asks to have the bad news first. The aide replies that at 1:00 A.M. in the morning space aliens landed in Washington D.C.

"What's the good news?" the president then asks.

The aide then says, "They know where Osama bin Laden is hiding … and they piss oil!"