Baby Bear

It's spring, and the baby bear comes out of his cave.

His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and
bones, with big circles under his eyes.

His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter
like you were supposed to?"

"Hibernate? Shit Ma, I thought you said masturbate!"
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Submitted By: ebaum

Date Added: 133 weeks ago

Featured: 133 weeks ago


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