, E-flat and G entered a bar.

The bartender said, "Sorry, I don't serve minors."

The E-flat left and the C and G had an open fifth between them. After
a few drinks, the fifth was diminished and the G was out flat.

An F entered and tried to augment the situation but was not sharp enough.

A D entered and excused himself to the bathroom, saying, "I'll just be
a second."

An A entered but the bartender wasn't convinced that this relative of
C was not a minor.

Then the bartender noticed a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar. "Get
out, right now!" he exclaimed. "You're the seventh minor I've found in
this bar tonight."

The next night the E-flat returned to the bar in a 3-piece suit.

The bartender said, "You're looking sharp tonight. This could be a
major development."

This was the case, when the E-flat took off the suit and everything
else to stand there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobered up and realized