Jack was sat at home thinking.....what can i do to improve the house?...... ahhh some DIY needs to be done, like knocking down the old garage.... but where will i put the mess after its been knocked down?...ohh yes a skip from the council would do he thought. so later on jack rings the council " I'd like to ask you could i have a skip outside my house?" he inquired, the council worker on the phone took a few seconds pause " you can cartwheel around the fucking block for all i care"