A man rushes into a saloon and starts knocking back shots of Jack Daniels, as fast as the bartender can pour them.
"Trying to drown your sorrows?" the bartender asks.
"Yes, I am," the man admits.
"Take my advice buddy, it doesn't work," the bartender tells him.
"You're telling me?" the man replies. "I can't get that kid to go near the damn water!"