A married couple splits up and his lawyer advises if he has a good reason for the breakup he may not have to share his assets
The judge says to the man "and why do you want a divorce?"
"because she is ugly" he replies
"that will not do" says the judge "anything else?"
"yes she is immature" the man responds
"that might do ....continue" says the judge somewhat intrigued
"well every time Im in the bath she comes in and sinks my boats