Little Johnny was sitting on the porch with his grandpa one day talking while his grandpa was smoking his pipe.
Lil Johnny says "Grandpa! Can I have some pipe tobacco?"
Grandpa says "Can your dick reach your asshole yet?"
Lil J " No"
Gpa " Then no, you can't have any"
The next day they were on the porch and Grandpa was drinkin some whiskey
Lil Johnny says " Grandpa! Can I have some of your whiskey drink?"
Grandpa says " Can your dick reach your asshole yet?"
Lil J "No"
Gpa " Then no, you can't have any, maybe someday"
The next day Lil Johnny was eating cookies on the porch and his grandpa came up and asked "Hey boy, can you give your old pappy one of them cookies you got there?"
Lil Johnny says " Can your dick reach your asshole yet?"
Grandpa says " Yes sir, Im 73 years old!"

Lil J " Then go fuck yourself! "