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Sperm bank robber

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So a man busts into a sperm bank with a ski
mask on and a shotgun in hand. He walks up to
the lady behind the desk, points the shotgun
at her face and says, "Open the fucking
vault or I'll kill you!" THe startled
woman said "Sir this is a Sperm bank, we
don't have any money, just semen." THe
man with the shotgun repeated that he would
"fucking" kill her if she didn't
open the vault. So she opened it and the man
told her to take out a vial and drink it.
"What?!?" said the woman. The man
cocked the shotgun and pointed it at her
"Do it bitch". So the takes the vial
and downs it. He then told her to drink
another and she downed it as fast as she
could. Then the man took off his ski
mask......it was her husband, "See, It's
not that difficult now is it?"
sigvicious Uploaded 07/05/2008
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