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Being an Egg

You think life is bad...

How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.You only get eaten once.It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
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