An 84 year old woman was preparing to get married. The local news heard about it and sent a reporter to interview her. He asked about her previous marriages and she told him, "I was married the first time at 20 to a banker, The second was at 40 to a circus ringmaster, the third time was at 60 to a preacher, and now in my 80's I'm marrying a funeral director. So it was 1 for the money,2 for the show, 3 to get ready, and 4 to go!