Ok Their are three blondes walking down the forest.
As they are walking they stumble along a lamp.
the first blonde picks it up and rubs.
Out comes a genie and says they each have one wish.
The first blonde so astonish wishes for three husbands and a palace far away.
The other blonde greedily wished for a whole planet of her own filled with jewlery.
when the genie goes to the third blonde he asks what is your wish dear.

the blonde goes oh my god a real life genie i wish my friends were here