A mexican walks on top of a cliff and lays down.
When out of nowhere a genie comes out.
The mexican yells holy fuck a genie i must be dreaming.
The genie says you not dreaming im here to grant you three wishes, but the only way to get what you wish for is the first word that comes out of your mouth when you jump down this cliff will appear in big numbers down their. good wishes and good bye and poof hes gone.
the mexican makes a dive and says money.
so poof theirs a trillion dollars.
he climbs back up and makes a second dive and says green pases with different names, poof 1 billion green passes.
Now hes tired and climbs up the cliff. and as he walks to the edge the edge crumbles and he falls

the mexican says shit