Henrietta and Hilda hen were having a conversation in the yard. They were comparing notes on the condition of their respective hen houses. Henrietta said that she and the other girls had clean stainless steel boxes and all the feed they could want, every day, and that they were always kept clean. Mozart played on the P.A. system and wasn't it lovely that her farmer could afford such things?

Hilda listened attentively and responded to Henrietta's obvious bragging: "Well," she said, "my farmer can't afford all of that, but he makes up with it with a big cock."