GROWING OLD

I AM OLD AND FEEBLE ,AND MY PILOT LIGHT IS OUT .WHAT USED TO MY SEX APPEAL ,IS NOW MY WATER SPOUT..I USED TO BE EMBARRASSED TO MAKE THE THING BEHAVE FOR EVERY SINGLE MORNING IT WOULD STAND UP AND WATCH ME SHAVE .NOW I'M GROWING OLDER AND IT SURE GIVES ME THE BLUES, TO HAVE THAT THING HANG DOWN MY LEG AND WATCH ME SHINE MY SHOES.