A young man was lost wandering in a forest. He went to the old mans.

The man housed him but one condition. If you lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the 3 worst Chinese tortures known to man."

The daughter came down the stairs. She was young, had a beautiful figure. She couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. He had sex with her that night.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it, "Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

He picked the large rock, walked over to the window and threw it out. As he did so he noticed another note on it: "Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope was already getting close to the end. He jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he fell, he saw a large sign on the ground, " Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."