Timmy was at school one day when his teacher asked,"Timmy, I want you to spell the word definatly." Timmy agreed but asked,"First, let me ask you a question." The teacher responds,"OK, sure." Timmy asks,"Are farts lumpy?" The teacher, suprised quickly answers back,"No, of course farts don't have lumps in them." Timmy says,"Ok, then I definatly just shit my pants."