A man walks into a bar in New York, orders a drink and says, "Yo, barman. Wanna hear a good Alabama joke?"

The barman replies, "Well,...I'm 6 foot 2, weigh 240 pounds and I'm from Alabama. You see that guy down at that table? Well, he's about 5 foot 10, weighs around 230, and he's also from Alabama. Also, do ya see that guy there? He's 6 foot 4, weighs about 300 pounds and is also from Alabama. So ya still wanna tell that joke?"

The man thinks about this and replies "Nah...."

The barman then says "Are ya chicken?!"

"Nah... I just don't wanna explain it three times."