3 Drunk rednecks were weaving around the road,so a cop pulled them over."Quick lets get in some old potatoe sacks I have in the back of the truck,so maybe the cop will think we ran off"said the first redneck.So they all got in the potatoe sacks and when the cop came to inspect them,he tapped the first one and
heard,"Woof"."Wow",he said."Thats some dog".When he tapped the second one he heard "Meow"Wow,Thats some cat",he said.When he tapped the third one,he heard,"potatoe".