In a bid to encourage teamwork, representatives of the Navy, Army and Metropolitan Police are invited to a cross-forces outward-bound competition. With the scores even at the end of the weekend, the three groups are set one final task: to troop into the woods and bring back a rabbit. The Navy go in first: there’s 15 minutes of quiet rustling, before a single shot rings out. The naval officer emerges clutching a bunny shot neatly between the eyes. Next up were the Army – who, it adopted a slash ‘n’ burn technique. After an afternoon, the infantryman emerged beaming – holding another rabbit, albeit slightly charred. Finally, it was the turn of the Met – highly confident they could secure victory. They descend into the foliage, and quickly there are the echoes of gunfire. This continues for hours until – a full day later – the policeman walk out, triumphantly holding up … a slightly bloodied squirrel ‘What the hell are you doing?’ shouts the coordinator. ‘You’re