A Jewish wife and husband are on a plane heading to a desolate island near Jamaica for their vacation. The plane begins to stall and sputter and soon enough the plane is facing a downward stall into the ocean.
The Jewish wife and husband are the only ones to survive the crash are left stranded on an island. The wife collapses on the beach near her husband.
"I feel terrible", says the wife and the husband nods in agreement. "Were lucky to have survived" the husband considered. "No, no" began the Jewish wife. "I haven't paid our taxes in over 4 months!" The husband looked slightly surprised "I am sure we can work that out" Although the wife still looked concerned. "But no Sid! I also forgot to make our monthly donation to our temple!" The wife burst out. Though the husband had a twinkle in his eye now. "Thank god for you Wilma, they'll find us for sure now!"