Little Johnny and little Timmy are playing soldiers so they decide to go get little Sammy out to play. They go up to his house and knock on the door. Little Sammy's mom answers.....
"Can Sammy come out to play soliders?" asks little Johnny.
"Now boys, you know that Sammy has no arms and no legs," says Sammy's mom, very understanding of how little children can see past disability.
"Thats okay," replies little Timmy. "We only want to use him as a fucking sandbag anyway..."