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Priest takes a break

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In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning
the pews between services when he was
approached by the priest. The priest asked the
janitor, "Could you go into the
confessional and listen to confessions for me?
I really have to go to the bathroom and Widow
McGee is coming. She tends to go on and on but
never really does anything worthy of serious
repentance, so when she's done, just give her
10 Hail Marys. I'll be right back." Being
the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as
expected, Widow McGee came into the booth and
started her confession. "Oh Father, I
fear I have done the unforgivable," she
said. "I have given into carnal thoughts
and have had oral sex." Stunned, the
janitor had no idea how to handle this
situation-surely 10 Hail Marys would not do.
So in a moment of desperation, the janitor
peeked his head out of the confessional and
asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the
priest give for oral sex?" The altar boy
replied, "Two Snickers bars and a
Coke."
guitarlover Uploaded 11/25/2008
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