OJ Simpson dies and of course goes to hell. When he arrives, the devil greets him and tells him of a problem they are having in hell.
"We seem to be at capacity and you are definitely required to be here so we are going to play a game. I am going to show you three choices and you are going to decide what you will be doing for all eternity."OJ Simpson agrees and they begin. Behind door number one, he sees a man jumping off a diving board into the water, and then getting out and repeating. The devil looks over at OJ and asks if this is good for him. OJ replies " Well after football my knees have been hurting so there is no way I can jump for eternity." The devil then proceeds to the next door where there is a man pushing a giant rock around. OJ doesn't even wait for the devil to ask him but says " My back is out from getting tackled for many years. There is no way I can do this." The devil takes him to the next room where Bill Clinton is laying on his back strapped to a chair naked. In the room, Monica Lewonski is giving him a blowjob. OJ with a huge smile on his face says "Yes I can do what he is doing no problem.... I will do this for all of eternity!" The devil says "OK. Monica you are free to leave."