A guy walks into a bar
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A guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey and a glass.
“Something wrong, pal?” asks the bartender.
“Ah, my wife’s pissed,” the guy says. “The other day was my birthday, and she got naked and told me I could do whatever I wanted with her.”
“Nice,” says the bartender. “So what’s the problem?”
“I sent her to her mother’s house.”
“Something wrong, pal?” asks the bartender.
“Ah, my wife’s pissed,” the guy says. “The other day was my birthday, and she got naked and told me I could do whatever I wanted with her.”
“Nice,” says the bartender. “So what’s the problem?”
“I sent her to her mother’s house.”
- By: Firuze
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- Added: 183 weeks ago
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