A couple of Bar Jokes.

A priest, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, your mother, a lawyer and a dog walk into a bar. The bartenter looks up and says... "Is this some kind of Joke?"

Two Jews walk into a bar. they buy it.

An Irishman walks into a bar in Ireland and asks the bartender, "Quick! What's the fastest way to Dublin from here?"
The Bartender says, "Are you walking or driving?"
"Driving, of course"
"That's the fastest way"

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar.

A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer, please. oh, and one for the road."

So this Dislexic guy walked into a bra.

Man, these jokes suck.

A Drunk staggers out of a local bar and stumbles across the street into a cathedral, down the aisle and into a confessional. After a long silence, the priest asks, "Can I help you sir?"
"Yea, uh, do you have any Toilet Paper on your side?"

A Pickle walks into a bar. the Bartender says, "Hey, you're a pickle! What are you doing here?"
"Well, for starters I'm celebrating the fact that I can walk and talk."