A man goes into a bar with his friend and says "Oh I’ve had a terrible day today"
His friend replies, "What happened that’s got you down?"
The man says, "I had to fire the bakers for putting his cock in the bacon slicer and not doing his work."
Shocked by this remark his friend asks, "What did you do to the bacon slicer?"
The man says kindly, "I had to fire her too."