3 men are at a bar bragging about their intimate relations with their wives

Guy 1: "when we finish i pour wine over ther the sheets and she lifts one leg!"

Guy 2:" oh yeah? when we finish i drop rose petals onto her body and she spreads her legs!"

Guy 3: "OH YEAH?? well when WE finish i start to masturbate and she screams, moans and thrashes around for hours!!!"