Hey Bob, remember when you and I went fishing up north about nine months ago, and the car broke down in that thunderstorm, and we wound up spending the night at that gorgeous widow's mansion... you remember?

yea, I remember.

and you Remember her big mansion, where we were in the guest wing, and she had her own private wing...

yea, yea, I remember.

And when the sun came up, we drove away and never saw her again.

Yes, I remember. what about her?

Well, nine months later, I got a letter from her attorney.

oh, boy.

Bob... did you happen to, uh, go and pay her a "visit" in the middle of the night?

yes, I did.

And, did you use my name instead of yours?

I'm sorry, I did. why?

"Well, she just died and left me everything."

:D