John and Mary are in the woods. The Mary asked John, "What is a penis?" John replied, "I don't know." At that time he hears his mom calling him for dinner. He goes home and eats his dinner. Then he sees his dad on the couch. He goes up to his dad and ask him, "What is a penis?" The dad whips his out and says to the John, "This is a penis, as a matter of fact this is the perfect penis." John leaves to go find Mary and brings her to the woods. Mary again asks him what a penis is. He whips out his penis and says to her, "This is a penis, and if it was two inches smaller it would be the perfect penis!"