Lock Lover
dcervenka05
Published
12/02/2008
One night, a man and his lady friend were about to enter his apartment, when, before he could open the door, she said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.â€
The man says, “Well, give me some examples.â€
The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.†Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?â€
The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…â€
The man says, “Well, give me some examples.â€
The lady explains, “Well, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. If a man fumbles around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced, and that isn’t for me either.†Then she said, “How do you unlock your door?â€
The man answered, “Well, before I do anything else, I lick the lock…â€
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