Jamal comes running home from school one day so excited to tell him mom about school.
"Jamal what are you so excited about?" asked his mom.
"Mommy my pants fell down at school and all the kids in class saw my pee pee" said Jamal.
"Well that's just terrible. Why on Erf are you so excited?" said his mom.

"All the kids agreed it was the biggest one in 5th grade, is that because I'm black mommy?"

"No, its because your 23."