We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:


(_!_) a regul ar ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around




(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc 2 _) a smart ass < /SPAN>



(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass