there was a man golfing at a prestigous golf course, given a 18-hole gift card by his wife for no apparent reason.

while using his rangefinder, he spots his wife having sex with another man in their house.

another man in his foursome (no homo) came over, and whispered in his ear.

"i got a present for your wife and her lover." so he pulls out a barret sniper rifle.

$1000 a pop. deal?

okay, the man says. " i want you to shoot my wife's mouth to end her lies, and i want you to shoot the guy's dick off."

the man lays on the course with his rifle for about 3 minutes, until the husband finally asks "whats takin' you?"

the htman says, "i'm just tryin' to save you a thouand bucks."