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All Flavored Peaches

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As a man was driving down an interstate he saw a sign that said, "All Flavored Peaches 10 miles." The man didn't think too much of the sign since he was in such a hurry.

A little further down the road he saw another sign that said, "All Flavored Peaches 5 Miles." Well this time it caught the mans eye, he was getting a little hungry.

As he went a few more miles down the interstate he came to a sign that read, "All Flavored Peaches Farm Next Right." This time the man was starving and decided to go to the farm and see what they have to eat.

As the man pulled up to the Farm he saw acres and acres of peach trees and a single barn. As the man entered the barn he saw a farmer moving crates of peaches for shipment. This startled the farmer and asked the man what he needed.

The man replied, "Can i get one of the peaches you grow on your farm." When the farmer heard this he went into the back and came out with a single peach and threw it to the man. As the man bit into the peach it tasted like the most elegant grape jelly he has ever had. The man looked up and asked for some of that delicious Peter Pan Peanut Butter. The farmer replied, "Turn it around." The man did just that and took a huge bite and it tasted just like the creamy peanut butter he wanted.

The man thought to himself, "I need to think of a combination that he doesnt have." Next the man asked for a ham and cheese flavored peach.

The farmer went into the back and came back with a single peach and gave it to the man. The man took a huge bite out of the peach and it tasted like the most scrumptious ham the man has ever eaten. So the man asked, "Where is that nice American cheese I asked for." The farmer replied, "Turn it around."

By this time the man had to think of a flavor the farmer didn't have. So the man smiled a bit and asked for a pussy flavored peach. The farmer chuckled and went into the back and came back with a single peach. And tossed it to the man.

The man took the biggest bite yet out of this peach and almost hurled all over the farmers shoes. Then man in his fury said, "THIS TASTES LIKE ASS!" The farmer said, "Turn it around."
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