A man walks into a bank and goes up to a white-haired lady at the desk and says, "Yeah, I'd like to open a fucking bank account."

The old lady is stunned and says, "What did you say?"

The man says, "I said I wanna open a fuckin' bank account."

She goes, "You better watch your language, or I'm gonna get the manager."

"Why, cause I wanna open a fuckin' bank account?"

So the lady storms off and comes back with the manager and the manager says to the man, "What seems to be the trouble here, sir?"

And he says, "I want to open a fucking bank account for five hundred thousand dollars."

And the bank manager says, "Oh, and is this cunt giving you a hard time?"