A young woman goes into the petshop and buys two female parots and brings them home.
Despite all her efforts all these parots can say is, "Hi we're hookers, wanna have some fun?" and this greatly disturbs the woman so she goes to her local priest to make sense of this and possibly fix it.
After hearing about this the priest has an idea, he himself owns two male parots who can only pray, recite the bible, and read scripture so he offers to have her parots stay with his and maybe this good behavior will rub off on them. So the next day the troubled woman brings in her parots and upon seeing the male parots quietly praying with their rosary beads she knows it was a good idea.
She places her parots in the birdage with the priests parots.
Upon entering the cage the two female parots say, "Hi we're hookers, wanna have some fun?" Instantly the first parot drops his rosary beads, turns to the other and says, "Put down those beads you idiot our prayers have been answered!!"