It was a bright sunny day out on the lake in Michigan. A litle 13 year old boy was out fishing with his grandpap out on the lake. An hour after being on the lake the grandpap lights up a pretty big cigar. The little boy watching the grandpap puff on the cigar musters up some courage and says, "Hey pappy, you mind if i try that cigar out?". The pap laughs heartily and says, "Well young man can your dick touch your ass yet?". The boy with a confused look on his face says, "Erm...no." The pap chuckles and says, "Well oyung man you arent old enough to smoke."

The next day the boy and the grandpap are out fishing on the lake again, when lo and behold the pap lights up another burly cigar, the boy thinking today he might be able to try the cigar kindly asks his grandpap, "Please pappy can I just please try it just once?" The pap asks the boy again,"Well sonny can your dick touch your ass yet?" The boy with a dissapointed look on his face looks down and says, "No pappy."

The third day the boy and the grandpap were out fishing on the same lake again, when the young boy pulls out a bag of licorice. The pap loved licorice and asked the boy, "Hey sonny why dont you pass grandpa a piece of that licorice, its my favorite." The boy with a big smile on his face asks his grandpa, "Well grandpa can your dick touch your ass?" With a shocked look on his face the grandpa replies, "Uh why yes it can. Why?" The little boy still with the same grin on his face says, "Good then you can go fuck yourself!"