Bill Clinton and the pope both die, but by some freak accident, bill goes to heaven and the pope goes to hell. When the pope arrives he talks to the devil and finally the devil is willing to trade him for bill. On the popes way up he crosses with bill and they start to chat. "where are you heading to?" bill asks " I'm going to see the virgin mary" the pope replies " bill smiles and says " well you're about 5 minutes too late."