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Peanut Stuck in Ear

A man is eating some peanuts.
He throws them up and catches them in his mouth as they come down.
As soon as he throws a peanut up into the air, his wife asks him a question.
The man, startled, looks towards his wife and the peanut falls into his ear.
He tries shaking his head, but it wont come out.
He tries using q-tips, tweezers, and anything he can think of, yet the only thing he succeeds in doing is oushing the peanut further into his ear.
His daughter and her boyfriend come in, and te boyfriend says he can help.
He shoves his fingers into the man's nose, and tells him to close his mouth and blow.
Sure enough, the peanut comes flying out,
Later on, the wife asks what the man thinks the boy will be when he grows up.
The man replied,

Judging by the smell of his fingers, I'd say our Son-In-Law
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