A guy's standing in the bar - shirt, tie, suit. He looks kinda good. A girl comes up to him, sits on his lap, and puts her arm around him. She says, "Are you the manager?"

"Yeah," the man replies.

She starts playing with his hair and his ears. She says, "Is it your job to keep the customers happy?"

He says, "Yeah."

She starts playing with his nose and his eyes. She works her fingers down and gets a few fingers in his mouth. The guy starts sucking on her fingers.

She asks in a sexy voice, "Can I tell you a dirty little secret?"

The man, still sucking on the fingers, mumbles, "Mm hmm."

She says, "There's no toilet paper in the friggin' ladies room!"